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Happy Independence Day, America. I hope everyone takes the time today to pray for our country and its protectors. We have our freedom – we’re lucky.

Happy Easter to those who celebrate it.

Two bits of advice:

1. Remember the reason for the season.
2. Be safe. Don’t become a statistic.

A couple years ago there was an ad campaign by an anonymous individual who simply wanted people to think about God again. Below are those billboards:

“Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game.” – God

“C’mon over and bring the kids.” – God

“What part of ‘Thou Shalt Not…’ didn’t you understand?” – God

“We need to talk.” – God

“Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer.” – God

“Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.” – God

“That ‘Love Thy Neighbor’ thing…I meant it.” – God

“I love you and you and you and you and…” – God

“Will the road you’re on get you to my place?” – God

“Follow me.” – God

“Big bang theory, you’ve got to be kidding.” – God

“My way is the highway.” – God

“Need directions?” – God

“You think it’s hot here?” – God

“Have you read my #1 bestseller? There will be a test.” – God

“Do you have any idea where you’re going?” – God

“Don’t make me come down there.” – God

Check this out – this guy beat Super Mario Bros. 3 in ELEVEN MINUTES!

Damn chipped tooth…

This holiday doesn’t help my diet…

That’s it..