Costello Calls To Buy A Computer From Abbott

Sunday, February 18th, 2007

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it [...]

Democratic Aliens

Friday, February 9th, 2007

Most of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified flying object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that precipitated the investigation by the U.S. Government and was called “Project Blue Book”. Many believe the true [...]

Congrats Florida!

Sunday, January 14th, 2007

Been a while since my last post.. sorry about that. A recap of the Chicago trip is coming in the near future..
Congrats to the University of Florida for beating the crap out of Ohio State University. I’m sick of hearing about OSU.

Yes, I know that is a Photoshop job, but it’s still pretty damn [...]

Can I say this?

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

You have to love email forwards.
I received this twice from two different people in a span of three days. It’s too damn funny not to post.
25 Things You Wish You Could Say at Work

I see your point, but you’re still full of shit.
I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to [...]

Spinach Death

Sunday, October 1st, 2006

My dad sent this to me.. funny stuff.
The latest victim of the spinach/E.coli outbreak:

IT Humor

Thursday, September 14th, 2006

There was a fire at a recent COMDEX.
When it reached the main exhibition hall:

The Windows 95 users asked the door guard to close all windows and restart the exhibition.
The Windows 98 users loaded their installation CDROMs to look for a Windows Extinguisher Wizard(tm).
The Windows NT users said the fire would probably fixed in the next [...]