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Dec 27, 2010 - Apple, Humor, Technology    5 Comments

Costco is Smoking Crack

Earlier in the month, it was reported that Apple and Costco entered into a “mutual agreement” that removes Apple products from Costco stores. Tonight as I was browsing around the electronics section at our local Costco, I came across this:

Really, Costco? Really? Zune HD?! You’re replacing the iPod with the Zune?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dec 4, 2010 - Humor, Rants, Web/Internet    5 Comments

New GoDaddy “Service”!

I had good news in my inbox from GoDaddy! They’ve come up with an ingenious “service”!

Dear Tom Sepper,

A new service is available that will impact how you manage your account. This service — a monthly account statement delivered straight to your inbox — will soon serve as your all-in-one account resource. Simply open your email each month and you’ll ensure:

  • You don’t miss the renewal date for any expiring domain or Go Daddy® product you own
  • You keep your credit card up-to-date and not at risk of expiration – don’t be a victim of a failed auto-renewal
  • You take advantage of important security measures that keep your account safe
  • You are not forgetting about a pending order – you won’t lose a domain due to incomplete registration
  • You stay on top of unused credits that could be applied toward a future purchase

There is no cost associated with this service. It is simply a continuation of our commitment to your satisfaction. You
must, however, sign up to begin receiving your account statement. Questions? Call your customer service representative
24/7 at 480-505-8821.

I’m so glad they’re coming up with even more crap to advertise and upsell on their over-cluttered, unfriendly, hard-to-navigate website.

Jun 30, 2010 - Humor, Technology    1 Comment

My Living Will

Got this from a coworker.. thanks Deb!

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them:

“I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

They are SO on my shit list ..

Apr 14, 2008 - Humor, Lubbock, Random    Comments Off

Edumacayshun?

Looks like the marquee operator-changer-person needs to go back to kindergarten to learn how to spell ‘kindergarten’..


Photo taken at Smith Elementary in Lubbock, TX

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