Archive for February 2007

  • Chris Daughtry Is The Real Deal

    I’ve made it no secret; I like American Idol. I enjoy music and watching people perform.
    During season five, there was in my opinion a clear-cut front runner to win. His name? Chris Daughtry. He got voted out early though; better for him that he did.
    He’s now fronting a band appropriately named Daughtry, released an album, [...]

  • Costello Calls To Buy A Computer From Abbott

    ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
    COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
    ABBOTT: Mac?
    COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.
    ABBOTT: Your computer?
    COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
    ABBOTT: Mac?
    COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.
    ABBOTT: What about Windows?
    COSTELLO: Why? Will it [...]

  • Democratic Aliens

    Most of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified flying object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that precipitated the investigation by the U.S. Government and was called “Project Blue Book”. Many believe the true [...]

  • Big Storm Heading To Florida